I am a freelance anarchist and a professional dreamer. I work in my free time and dream in my work time and occasionally, when I have the least time, I cobble up some tripe in the form of short stories for an audience who deserves better and luckily publishers have more common sense to publish any of the dribble that oozes forth from my mind. I have no hobbies, because hobbies require money, something I possess as little of as common sense and talent, but once in a while when I can scrounge together a few pennies I go travelling. Currently I live in China, one of the few places that would allow me to live there. My work is corrupting the minds of the young, in other words, I'm a teacher and more specifically, a teacher of English, which is in itself a travesty. So, to any one who have ever used a crowbar to open a door, or a wall to gain admittance, you are the audience to whom I write. If you have never slept under a bridge or lay sprawled out on a busy intersection, my work is probably not going to appeal to you. But if you have swum in the middle of winter in icy seas, had naked pictures taken of yourself in the snow, or have ever broken into a lunatic asylum, please read on...
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