We are in “Male Characters” bedroom and he is logged in to an adult chat room. Sitting in his khaki pants with a pair of Aviator shades on.
Typing on his computer. There is a photo of who he is chatting to in the top corner a fairly attractive woman with a head full of braces.
Male Character
Do you give blowjobs? I’ve never had one from a girl with a mouth full of metal, the closest I’ve came is when staples got caught in the Hoover nozzle.
Chat Girl
You bet you sweet ass I do honey, I’ll suck the life right out of you.
Male Character
Oooh you dirty bitch, Bet you’d be up for a rim job.
Chat Girl
Sure would honey I’ve just had my ring bleached.
Male Character
Me two, the guy in the jewellery shop said my sovereigns were manky.
Chat Girl
[confused face symbol] Tell you what hun why don’t you come over and we’ll have a good time. My address is 42 Glassford Road Aberdeen.
Quick as a flash Male Character is jumping around trying to get his clothes on. He doesn’t log out of the chat but doesn’t notice the last post.
Chat Girl
Aberdeen South Dakota USA.
Cut to the train station, he has a plastic bag with him and buys a one way ticket to Aberdeen.
He arrives at 42 Glassford Road and knocks on the door. An old man is standing there in his house coat.
Male Character
Alright mate, you must be here for the rim job too eh? You dirty old goat. Don’t worry I’ve brought some dental dams [winks at the old guy]
Old man
Sorry I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.
He opens the plastic bag and pulls out a packet of toilet duck wipes.
Male Character
The guy in the shop says these will do the trick; they get right round the edges apparently.
Old man
Dorothy Phone the police.
Cut to nipper back at the train station with no money having to jump on and off at every stop and it takes him about ten hours to get home.