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Sarcasm

By Mr Richard | Posted: 28 April 2009

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This is inspired by Clifton's I hate sarcasm and never use it. Hope you don't mind Cliffy.


Well that's bloody brilliant!
That's just fantastic!
Well actually I was just being sarcastic.
I've heard it said it's the lowest form of wit.
That's fine - I save my better lines,
For when I give a shit.
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Comments 
JD Higginson
28 April 2009
Short, sweet and harsh - a scathing attack on sarcasm that flows really well.

Keep it up and happy writing.

JD
Reiner
28 April 2009
Sarcasm, as practiced by the learned, can be a joy to behold if done correctly. The gentle putting into place the man/woman who deserves it.
To be good at sarcasm, you have to nurture it, love it, and then spring on the unwary. The worst thing about sarcasm is the very real chance of upsetting people and losing friends. It's best to know who you are dealing with when dishing it out, unless it's a persistent little so and so who wants sell you something. Then my firend, sarcasm rules the world!

Reiner.

Ps. I loved the poem.
Reiner
28 April 2009
Damn this guy Reiner who didn't check his spelling before posting!

Reiner.
Mr Richard
29 April 2009
Thanks you very much.
 (No not being sarcastic!) particularly clifton for being understanding.
debbie reynolds
01 May 2009
A well-earned sarcasm break! Well done, like it!
taylorswift97
24 January 2010
Nice. (not being sarcastic.),It had an upbeat rhythm, if you know what I mean? Nice use of rhymes

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