Daftman by Mr Richard

A daft  short sketch.Intended for audio only.
Daftman

Intro music: like the batman theme only with the word "daftman" instead.(Denna denna denna denna daftman etc.) ( About four bars ).

Lady 1: Daftman come quick my dogs on fire!

Daftman: Righto! Oof! I.. I've tripped up over my own feet. Oh dear.. seem to be a bit tangled. No I cant get up. 

Lady: Oh No! my dogs just burned to death and it's all your fault.

Daftman: Em sorry.

(Mobile phone rings)

Daftman: Hello.

Lady 2 : Daftman come quick I'm stuck up a cliff surrounded by fulmars and they're going to spit acid into my eyes.

Daftman: I'll be right there.(hangs up.)

Oops I forgot to ask where she was. Better call her back em.. Lets see..call log, last.. number dialled.. Wish I had my glasses...ah call number. Hello hello ?

Lady 2 : My eyes ! I'm blind Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Lady 3: I say, Daftman?

Daftman: Yes! What is it? Where's the emergency? Who's in distress?

Lady 3 : No-one just thought I'd let you know you forgot to put your trousers on this morning you're standing in the street in just your underpants.

Daftman : Oh no! Not again! Mummy!

(Daftman theme to fade.)

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Comments

DeUndrae

23 June 2009

That was hilarious, especially at the part when Daftman's in the street with no underwear. Truly epic and ironic, since the hero's a Goofy just in the form of a superhero. Shows even heroes are imperfect.

I'm not a playwright, so I can't give you anymore advice. I wish I could though. T-T

Anyways, good job.

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