Daftman
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Kudos 3.50 after 4 votes |
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A daft short sketch.Intended for audio only.
Daftman
Intro music: like the batman theme only with the word "daftman" instead.(Denna denna denna denna daftman etc.) ( About four bars ).
Lady 1: Daftman come quick my dogs on fire!
Daftman: Righto! Oof! I.. I've tripped up over my own feet. Oh dear.. seem to be a bit tangled. No I cant get up.
Lady: Oh No! my dogs just burned to death and it's all your fault.
Daftman: Em sorry.
(Mobile phone rings)
Daftman: Hello.
Lady 2 : Daftman come quick I'm stuck up a cliff surrounded by fulmars and they're going to spit acid into my eyes.
Daftman: I'll be right there.(hangs up.)
Oops I forgot to ask where she was. Better call her back em.. Lets see..call log, last.. number dialled.. Wish I had my glasses...ah call number. Hello hello ?
Lady 2 : My eyes ! I'm blind Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Lady 3: I say, Daftman?
Daftman: Yes! What is it? Where's the emergency? Who's in distress?
Lady 3 : No-one just thought I'd let you know you forgot to put your trousers on this morning you're standing in the street in just your underpants.
Daftman : Oh no! Not again! Mummy!
(Daftman theme to fade.)
Kudos 3.50 after 4 votes |
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Comments, critiques and replies
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That was hilarious, especially at the part when Daftman's in the street with no underwear. Truly epic
and ironic, since the hero's a Goofy just in the form of a superhero. Shows even heroes are imperfect.
I'm not a playwright, so I can't give you anymore advice. I wish I could though. T-T
Anyways, good job. | DeUndrae [141] | 23/06/2009 |
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