Kudos 7.75 after 9 votes |
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This is a joke piece.
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If you want to break my heart
Show up every time for the first month
Be understanding
Be caring
Show me that you love me.
If you want to break my heart
Take me shopping
And never complain if I take to long, and you get bored waiting around.
You would be perfect.
And then...fall for someone else.
Don't tell me...wait until I find out.
Say that you're busy, and then take her to the mall.
Shop at my favourite store, and then "accidentally" run into me.
Then lie, and say you're with your sister.
Yeah right.
How come you never told me you had a sister?
You told me you were an only child.
I've been to your house.
You gave me a tour.
You showed me every room. You "liked" me that much.
How come your "sister" doesn't have her own room?
What do you say to that? Huh?
Then start a big fight in the food court when I bump into you in the food court and asked you why you lied to me.
Tricked me into thinking you liked me.
And you act like I'm the one to blame.
Like I would believe you, because you'd never let on that you were seeing someone else.
What makes you want to break my heart?
I wasn't good enough?
That's what you want me to start thinking.
You know what? It WORKED.
Are you happy? You BROKE my HEART!
And if you ever decide that you want to see me again...
Nice try.
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Kudos 7.75 after 9 votes |
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Comments, critiques and replies
LoL this is really funny :) | taylorswift97 [365] | 03/02/2010 |
Thanks =)
It was actually really fun to write =)
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 04/02/2010 |
This is a masterpiece, Audrey | m n m n I [308] | 06/02/2010 |
girl, i hear you here! exs are hard to be rid of!lol my ex is on my fans..lol. hearts heal with time and
grace.! superb job !
wolfy | wolfeyesofgoldenrays [112] | 06/02/2010 |
Thanks...
Wolfy, this actually wasn't based on something that has happened to me- but it was fun to write =)
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 06/02/2010 |
Really a great imagination, audrey. Hope it wont happen to you | Evita Sagalongos [207] | 07/02/2010 |
Me too : )
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 07/02/2010 |
It made me smile! love your attitude | elaineh [10] | 07/02/2010 |
Thanks =P
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 07/02/2010 |
Awesome! I think this is your best yet! Keep it up and you'll be published in no time!
Always keep writing. ;D ~Dragonwriter | Dragonwriter [152] | 13/02/2010 |
Very good! You build up the tension really well, as you move from the possible to the actual and the poem
is suddenly about confrontation and betrayal. This is really well done in how private feelings are played
out in the public space of the mall.
Kudos! | Keiron [40] | 13/02/2010 |
Thanks!
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 13/02/2010 |
Great job audrey! Is that based on an expereance of somesort?
Anonymous :) | Anonymous [95] | 20/02/2010 |
No, Anonymous, it is not. You must not have read the note:
"This is a joke piece"
or read the comments.
Bye!
Audrey | audreyhepburn [467] | 20/02/2010 |
Not funny to me but excellent all the same. It had a real kick, especially the last few lines. | kneazle [40] | 21/02/2010 |
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