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MY DEAD PET

By Festerocious | Posted: 10 July 2010

Views: 233
I dearly miss my Hamster,
it died, god rest its soul.
I found it yesterday morning,
face down in his little bowl.

Now I need to bury him,
In a final place of rest.
I thought about the lawn,
but the flower bed looked best.

I was going to make a coffin,
just a small one made of wood.
But all I have is a jam jar,
and I don't know if I should.

He didn't fit the first time,
so I minced him fine and smooth.
Before I poured him in the jar
its not like he would move.

So I dug a little hole
and placed the jar inside.
And covered him with soil
as I thought how he had died.

Maybe I shouldn't have given him
that shot of two of beer.
But it was on his birthday, 
to celebrate one year.

So now I stand and shed a tear
and although as upset as I am.
I hope that what I've heard is right.
That you get Tulips from Hamster Jam.

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Comments 
Shavalarj Hit
15 July 2010
Very moving.
Teop99
17 July 2010
I was upset you minced your hamster in this poem.
Festerocious
17 July 2010
Thanks for the feedback.

I obviously didnt actually do this Teop99.
At the end of the day, its a joke poem.
Based on the phrase - "You get tulips from Amsterdam".
I just worked it so you get "Tulips from Hamster Jam".

'No real Hamsters were hurt in the making of this poem'
I promise.

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