The Writers' Circle

I was working at a local Wal-Mart Store
You know, A One Stop Shop for All
I was searching for the girl of my dreams
And I didn't have far to fall

I was standing in the Produce aisle
When she walked up to me
Looked me right square dead in the eyes
And said, Would you help me please

Well I looked at her, then I smiled and said
Why yes ma'am, that's my job
Just show me your list and I will assist
By the way, My name is Bob

Then my hands begin to tremble
And my body begin to shake
Cause when I read those words she wrote
I said, There must be some mistake

She said, I need a little Sugar
To mix, with lots of Love
A warm and tender body 
Is what I'm thinking of

Two strong arms to hold me tight
A pair of lips to kiss goodnight
Someone, I know will treat me right
A Super Wal-Mart ma' am

With gentle hands to rub my back
A pair of eyes that won't look back
And most of all a " heart "
That's filled with love

Someone who fills my every need
Someone I know, was born to lead
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A Super Wal-Mart man

Well I got all choked up
I didn't know what to say
Now that was 15 years ago, today
And today I'm still her Super Wal-Mart Man

So let me tell you ladies
If you're looking for a man
Just bring us your list and we will assist
In any way, we can

Shop a Super Wal-Mart Store
A One Stop Shop For All
Just bring us your list, and we will assist
Cause Wal-Mart, Has it all