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The Golfy Trophy

By Doggerel Banksy | Posted: 04 February 2012

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You put your first putt in.

You take your golf ball out.

You put your next putt in

And you give a little shout.

You do the Golfy Trophy

And you start your round.

That’s what it’s all about.

 

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Putt in, ball out, out, out, out.

 

Your drive is straight.

Your drive is long.

You’re driving great

And you sing a little song.

You do the Golfy Trophy

And you’re halfway round.

That’s what it’s all about.

 

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, do the Golfy Trophy.

Putt in, ball out, out, out, out.

 

You near the 18th. green,

From the rough you’re out,

Then you chip straight in

You know you’re in no doubt.

You do the Golfy Trophy

And you’ve won the round.

That’s what it’s all about.

 

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Putt in, ball out, out, out, out.

 

You’re at the club house Inn.

The 19th. hole’s your shout.

Time for tonics and gin.

Convention you’ll not flout.

You’ve won the Golfy Trophy

You know that it’s your round.

That’s what it’s all about.

 

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Oh, lift the Golfy Trophy.

Putt in, ball out, out, out, out.

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Comments 
mature gent
09 February 2012

HAS A GOLF FANATIC  I ENJOYED THE VESION OF PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN AND SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT WELL DONE QUITE AMUSING

MATURE GENT

mature gent
09 February 2012

Has a golf fanatic enjoyed your version of the oky koky in golf

Mature gent

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