The Writers' Circle

Have you ever wondered where the rubbish in your classroom bin goes? Does the teacher put it out for the dustbin-men, or is it recycled? The answer is no, the rubbish is a feast for a Classroom Jeeper. Late at night, when everyone has gone home, and the school is deserted, the Classroom Jeeper creeps out of his home. "Where is his home?" I hear you ask. Answer, the Caretakers cupboard. "Doesn't the Caretaker find out?". Yet  again, the answer is no. Sadly, (or happily, if you don't like your Caretaker) Caretakers do not exist. They are robots, controlled by the Classroom Jeeper. (That's why Caretakers are normally grumpy!). "But don't the teachers find out?" I hear you ask again. Well, the Classroom Jeeper brainwashed all the teachers into thinking it is just some dirty cupboard, that is nothing pretty to look at. "So, we know where the Classroom Jeeper lives, but what does it look like?". Well, a good question, but sadly, no one has ever seen a Classroom Jeeper, which is probably  why the government don't report them a classroom menaces. But, in order for you to enjoy this book, we put up cameras, to take a look at this creature. The Classroom Jeeper is just like a big slug, except greener, bigger, and it has three eyes. It leaves a trail of yellow-green slime, wherever it goes. Anyway, the Classroom Jeeper creeps out of his home. He starts on the classroom where the youngest children are taught, then slugs over to the bin, to begin his feast. He barges into the bin at an amazing speed for such a slug-like creature, then, when all the rubbish is on the floor, he starts to eat. 
The Classroom Jeeper snacks on pencil sharpening, and scoffs down bits of paper, but his favorite food, by far, are posit notes, with messages and gossip, passed from teacher to teacher. 
When he has finished the first bin, he does the same with the next, and the next. When he has finished all the bins, he makes his way to the kitchen, for his biggest banquet yet. For there, in the corner of the kitchen, are all  the leftovers from school lunch. He slurpes up wiggley spaggeti, and crunches old, stale bread. He licks up melted ice-cream in their pots. He crunches up the carrots and the food that's starting to rot, and with the beef casserole, he scoffs the lot! When the leftovers are in his belly, and his tummy is exploding, he slugs outside, and is sick all over the head teacher's car. Then with all the rubbish and the leftovers on the head teachers car, and his tummy a little less exploding, he heads back towords his home. Now you may think that's the end of The Classroom Jeeper, but our little friends work is not over yet.
He slugs into the playground, to check what time it is. "How does he check what time it is?" I hear you wonder. Well, if you are a true Classroom Jeeper expert, you will know that on the Classroom Jeepers eyes are lots of little pink stripes. Those pink stripes are a special type of radar, called redariphic radar. The pink lines adjst with the moon, and tell the Classroom Jeeper what time it is. So, where were we...